THE PHILOSOPHY OF ANDY WARHOL

That's a three-part rule of mine: (1) never complain about a situation while the situation is still going on; (2) if you can't believe it's happening, pretend it's a movie; and (3) after it's over, find somebody to pin the blame on and never let them forget it. If the person you pin the blame on is smart they'll turn it into a running joke so whenever you bring it up you can both laugh about it, and that way the horrible situation can turn out to be fun in retrospect.

People look the most kissable when they're not wearing makeup

Every person has beauty at some point in their lifetime

try the Andy Warhol New York City Diet: when I order in a restaurant, I order everything that I don't want, so I have a lot to play around with while everyone else eats

because history will remember each person only for their beautiful moments on film—the rest is off-the-record.

Beauty doesn't have anything to do with sex. Beauty has to do with beauty and sex has to do with If a person isn't generally considered beautiful

Jewelry doesn't make a person more beautiful, but it makes a person feel more beautiful.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets anyway.

nothing is exciting, nothing is sexy, nothing is not embarrassing

I'm a city boy. In the big cities they've set it up so you can go to a park and be in a miniature countryside, but in the countryside they don't have any patches of big city, so I get very homesick.