The Dating Detox

What on earth have I been doing with my fucking time? And what would it be like to lie in bed being silly and giggling with someone lovely?

posture is confidence, silence is poise

As my dad always says, no one sees the game like the players

But my heart is very shy right now and it doesn’t feel like coming out to play for awhile. It would rather eat chocolate in the bath and read Jilly Cooper’s Polo.

That’s the thing about being dumped. Even if you don’t care about him that

Inner Self is not as prepared. Inner Self would like to curl up at home and watch Gossip Girl on the internet all day, despite fact that Outer Self is old enough to play a mother on Gossip Girl.