Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There

'I know what you’re thinking about,' said Tweedledum: 'but it isn’t so, nohow.'
'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.'

'Now, here , you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!'

the dog went away, its temper would remain!”

Remove the pudding

May I give you a slice?” she said, taking up the knife and fork, and looking from one Queen to the other.
“Certainly not,” the Red Queen said, very decidedly: “it isn't etiquette to cut any one you've been introduced to.

two great heads vanished

In another moment both Queens were fast asleep, and snoring loud.

he dog would lose its temper, wouldn't it?”

Take a bone from a dog: what remains?”

the White Queen, “I invite you to Alice's dinner-party this afternoon.”