Animal Jokes for Kids

I had a dog called Rover. He left home and never came back.
I had a dog called Tiger. He kept stalking me.
I had a dog called Boss. He kept trying to tell me what to do.

What did the one gibbon say to the other gibbon?
Gibbon the way I feel about you we ought to get married.

What did the one stork say to the other stork?
Stop storking me.

What did the one warthog say to the other warthog?
Warts with the long face? Cheer up, old pal!