His 'n' Hers

man with the can-opener, have a puuurr-fectly happy Valentine’s Day. Thanks for all the Whiskas, feline love, Disco.’

Tuesday, 14 February 1995
7.08 a.m.
It’s Valentine’s Day. I receive two cards in the post:
1. A picture of a single rose – inside, in Alison’s handwriting, it reads, ‘Dear Jim, Happy Valentine’s Day. Loving you has made my life sweeter than ever. All my love Alison.’
2. A cartoon drawing of two kittens kissing – inside, in Alison’s handwriting, it reads, ‘Dear

Because it’s terrible. Boney M – they’re rubbish.