The Play

Men really need to stop telling women what they mean or don’t mean.

“You do love her,” he says brusquely.
“Yes.”

“And now you’re on your honeymoon in Nepal,”

“What do you mean, you’re in Nepal?”

“I mean we’re in Nepal. Dude, we’re staying in the coolest place ever! It’s like on top of a mountain and there’s a Buddhist monastery right there, and, oh, Davenport! There’s actual monks here, and these dudes don’t have sex at all! A lot of them took a vow of silence, so I can’t really get any deets for you, but—”

All I care about is kissing her. And touching her.

“But there’s more to life than hockey, Davenport.” He’s gazing at his girlfriend as he says that. Hannah is his entire world. I have no doubt he’d give up anything for her, even a flourishing career.

Ha! I’ve seen enough Law and Order

Greatest Love of All”

I hope to find something—no, someone—real in the future