THE FUTUROLOGICAL CONGRESS

All knowledge is acquired now by way of the stomach

Weather is determined by vote, a month at a time

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Habla usted español?” the first addressed me, pulling off his mask. He had a swarthy face and a thin mustache.

“No,” I answered. “But I bet that you speak English.”

“Some smart-aleck gringo,” he snapped to another. As if on command, they all leveled their guns at me

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