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“Vitamin D absorbs in your skin and releases endorphins in your body that do all sorts of good things for you. Improves your mood, for one.”

“Endorphins?” I questioned and smirked. “I thought endorphins made you sexually charged—”

She slapped my chest, rolled her eyes, turned toward the car. “Way to ruin my good mood, Enoch.”

I laughed my words, “What? You stated some facts, so I stated some facts.”

“Facts, my behind!” I could hear the smile in her voice. I walked after her, her lovely rear right in my line of sight. She set me up so nicely for that one, now hadn’t she?

“And what a gorgeous behind it is.”

I’m a loner. That’s always been my life.

“What do you do?”

“Professional traveler.”