Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards – until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty.
A small sample of “problems solved”:
• Internet Dates are fatter than they appear
• Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M)
• Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man)
• First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver)
• Shocking Weight Gain
• Excessive PDA
• Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function
• Happy Step-Mother’s Day
• Your Mom’s a Milf
• Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom
• Christmas for Agnostics
• Undeserved Promotions
• Under-Age Sex
• For My Stalker
• Bad Wedding Gifts
• Get Well Soon (STD’s)
• Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father
• Mistook you for the help
• I slept with your husband
• Ugly Babies
Created and Written by Michael Griffin
