Campbell Walker

BUT ALL THIS PAIN AND

WORRY IS JUST THE

TICKET PRICE TO RIDE THE

GREATEST ROLLER-COASTER

EVER CREATED.

Those emo lyrics were right: you didn’t ask to be born. No one asked for a houseboat, but everyone deserves a good one. If you’re here, you may as well make the bed, hang up a painting and make your inner world just a little bit nicer …

BEFORE WE EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLORE OUR HOUSEBOAT‚ WE’VE FIRST GOT TO CLEAN UP THE JUNK. THERE’S THE JUNK YOU BROUGHT ONBOARD YEARS AGO‚ THE JUNK YOU SALVAGED YESTERDAY‚ AND THE JUNK YOU PULLED UP WHILE READING THIS SENTENCE.