Casey McQuiston

I can love you and want you and still not want that life. I’m allowed

He has the personality of a cabbage.”

Khakis are for white people.”

“You’re thirty-nine.”

“My liver is ninety-three.”

The moment you first called me a prick, my fate was sealed. O, fathers of my bloodline!

don’t threaten me with a good time

“I don’t give a damn what Joanne has to say, Remus John Lupin is gay as the day is long, and I won’t hear a word against it.”

Stop trying to Jane Austen my life!” he yells back

The moment you first called me a prick, my fate was sealed. O, fathers of my bloodline! O, ye kings of olde! Take this crown from me, bury me in my ancestral soil. If only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when American boys with chin dimples are mean to him.

The fruity truth: My favorite English author is Jane Austen.