Pads For His Throne (and bonus story "The Rescue")

Pads for his Throne is an urban-fantasy-ish funny little short story about a demon barging into Louise's life after an accidental summoning involving a running gag and some blood.
Included is my first published short story "The Rescue" which has an entirely different tone, but you'll see for yourself. Or hear.
Also, if the publishing thing works as it should, you will also get a download for the PDF version,