Yes, we're recording this episode mere hours before the start of the Met Ball. Do we know Rihanna isn't going? Yes. But will Rita step up and take her place as Met Ball Queen? Uh, yeah, sure! This year's theme, "Camp", however, goes perrrfectly with our topics today: Pete Doherty's hedgehog bite? Camp! Lori's not-so-graceful exit from When Calls The Heart? Camp! Megan Barton Hanson kidnaps and then loses another hamster? Camp! Jon Gosselin DJs a Chili's Cinco de Mayo? CAMP!!! Lara Bingle (Worthington)'s linen #spon? Camp! Jacki Weaver claps back at Anjelica Huson? You better believe that's camp.