The Mute and the Liar

I was normal. Completely normal. Apart from the fact that I haven't spoken for seven years, and that I'm obsessed with solving crimes I find in newspapers. So there I was, minding my own business and leading my perfectly “normal" life, when the leader of a youth gang decided to break into my house, steal my salad and, oh yeah, kidnap me. Great! Just great!

******* WINNER OF THE “MOST CREATIVE PLOT AWARD” AT THE 2013 SKOW AWARDS *******