Samantha Irby

Does touching a penis lower your blood pressure or lessen your risk of developing type 2 diabetes?

Don’t be all down in the dumps (like a truck truck truck) and let opportunists and perverts take advantage of some low self-esteem you’re absolutely too awesome to have.

Why do I feel so embarrassed all the time, and why can’t I figure out how to not do the things that embarrass me?

minutiae of her daily routines,

anti-dandruff shampoo,

winded just reading that.

sous vide chicken

the wee hours,